World's Shortest Books …

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow

Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally -

- and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps

By Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer

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AND, JUST ADDED :

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi